What would make the worst Ugandan taxi experience?

•    Preachers on board
•    Messy seats-(wet,dust/uncomfortable seats)
•    Herbalists on board
•    Flexing with school kids for a taxi
•    Smelly conductors
•    Over speeding/loud long phone calls
•    High taxi fares.
•    Annoying  Tv and radio  stations on
•    Trash  splush from other cars
•    'Kameme'-(Hot engine)
•    Excess/overloading
•    Sales people on board-(selling toothpaste, dewormers.....)